Once Upon a Time…

Dear Mr Jack the ripper

HELL-o how are you dear sir , I hope you are fine, and all is well in your part, how are the murders in Whitechapel street coming up to , hope you know who all are getting what they deserver.

Now the main subject of writing this letter is that you are following unorthodox ways of killing people and this union has heard many complaints about your ways. This unorthodox display of work has come into the record of the union, and we are sending you this warning.

You have been following unorthodox methods which our previous members have followed. this has brought in shame to the union , note sir, we are a prestigious order and we have made rules which are subject to be followed in any condition given (as it is said in your contract) , it is a solemn waste of your tools and fine machinery , thus if you do want to continue the murders at Wc street please follow the guidelines and methods mentioned in your contract, if not we will be forced to remove all benefits(health and wealth) and your membership to the union.

All that aside, sir, how is your beloved wife, hope her grave stinks as much as the streets (or worse),and your son and daughter (waiting for one of them to follow their fathers foot steps) and their mothers skill (Ah! yes the carving knife- I remember the episode with the three blind mice as if it were done yesterday), well do pass my regards unto them

Thanking you

Yacob Slater

Chief inspector – Scotland Yard